Rate-A-Xena    Rate-A-Character
Top page: News, Schedule

Ratings by Name

Ratings by Popularity

Rate- A- Character

Lies, Damned Lies, And...

Wool-Gathering

Road Show Scrapbook

Meet the Neighbors

 

Let's get personal.

We know our two star ladies would rate 10s all the way (and if you don't agree, what the heck are you doing spending time at this site?), but what about some of the other characters we've gotten to know along the way?

These are the recurring characters we've seen on Xena, the ratings you've given to them, and the ratings their episodes have received. I invoked a five-minute rule in these appearances; if the character was on the screen for less than five minutes in an episode, it didn't count. So Perdicus in Sins of the Past and Callisto in The Greater Good were right out.

Character Rating Votes Episodes  
   
I'm just misunderstood. Really. C'mere and let me show you. Callisto, Psycho Barbie and Goddess of Vengeance 8.58 5620 8.37

Episodes: Callisto, Return of Callisto, Intimate Stranger, Ten Little Warlords, A Necessary Evil, Maternal Instincts, Bitter Suite, Sacrifice, Sacrifice II, Ides of March, Fallen Angel, Seeds of Faith
(I know, you can nitpick whether Stranger and Ten are Callisto or Xena. Don't like it? Make your own list!)
   
Gods are allowed to have this much studliness. Ares, God of War 7.99 5555 7.47

Episodes: The Reckoning, Ties That Bind, Intimate Stranger, Ten Little Warlords, The Xena Scrolls, The Furies, The Dirty Half Dozen, The Quill is Mightier, Bitter Suite, Forget Me Not, Sacrifice, Sacrifice II, Chakram, Succession, Seeds of Faith, God Fearing Child, Eternal Bonds, Amphipolis Under Siege, Looking Death in the Eye, Motherhood, Coming Home, Old Ares Had a Farm, The God You Know, You Are There, Path of Vengeance
   
In exchange for apples, I'll tell you what REALLY happens around that campfire Argo, don't-ever-touch-her horse 7.79 2282 7.86

Episodes: Sins of the Past, Warrior... Princess, Greater Good, Callisto, Intimate Stranger, Destiny, Been There Done That, One Against an Army, In Sickness and In Hell, Takes One to Know One, Animal Attraction
   
I get to kiss Gabrielle - and live! Autolycus, King of Thieves 7.69 5502 6.77

Episodes: The Royal Couple of Thieves, The Quest, King of Assassins, Tsunami, Vanishing Act, Key to the Kingdom, Takes One to Know One
   
The next person who tells me Lynda Carter is one of us, gets skewered! Ephiny, regent Queen of the Amazons 7.58 5234 8.27

Episodes: Hooves and Harlots, Is There a Doctor in the House, The Quest, A Necessary Evil, Maternal Instincts, Bitter Suite, Endgame, Last of the Centaurs
   
Wayward warlords can be SO difficult to deal with. Lao Ma, Xena mentor 7.40 4805 7.98

Episodes: The Debt I and II
   
Can you say, 'Babe-i-licious'? Aphrodite, Goddess of Luuuuv 7.17 4983 7.19

Episodes:For Him the Bell Tolls, The Quill is Mightier, Fins Femmes & Gems, If the Shoe Fits, Little Problems, Married with Fishsticks, Motherhood, The God You Know, You Are There, Many Happy Returns
   
Mom always said I'll catch flies if I leave my mouth op-GLUMPH! Joxer, mighty warrior wannabe 6.69 5468 7.10

Episodes: Callisto, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Return of Callisto, Warrior... Princess... Tramp, Intimate Stranger, Ten Little Warlords, The Xena Scrolls, For Him The Bell Tolls, Comedy of Eros, Been There Done That, Warrior... Priestess... Tramp, The Quill is Mightier, Bitter Suite, Forget Me Not, Fins Femmes & Gems, Sacrifice II, A Family Affair, In Sickness and In Hell, Key to the Kingdom, If the Shoe Fits, The Play's the Thing, Takes One to Know One, Fallen Angel, Chakram, Animal Attraction, Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire, Punch Lines, Eternal Bonds, Married with Fishsticks, Kindred Spirits, Looking Death in the Eye, When Fates Collide
   
Don't MAKE me get out my godly can of whup-ass! Hercules, super studly do-gooder guy 6.68 1367 7.30

Episodes: Prometheus Unbound, God Fearing Child
   
Hot tub, shmot tub. Let me introduce you to sweat lodges. Cyane, kickbutt (and dead) amazon queen 6.61 2943 6.93

Episodes: Adventures in the Sin Trade I and II
   
Thank God I inherited my mom's looks Virgil, Joxerson/Megson with earnestness to spare 6.57 748 7.58

Episodes: Livia, Eve, Heart of Darkness, Who's Gurkhan, The Abyss
   
Let's see... if this is Tuesday, I must be... Meg, Xena's remarkably coincidental identical tramp 6.31 4001 6.82

Episodes: Warrior... Princess... Tramp, Warrior... Priestess... Tramp, Key to the Kingdom
   
I'm all-wise except when it comes to fashion choices for my followers Athena, goddess of war, wisdom, and coolness 6.30 1094 8.01

Episodes: Amphipolis Under Siege, Looking Death in the Eye, Motherhood
   
Xena and Gabrielle need to have SOMEbody to rescue! Varia, amazon hothead queen and trouble magnet 6.29 418 7.13

Episodes: Coming Home, Dangerous Prey, Path of Vengeance, To Helicon and Back
   
What? Xena underoos is a bad idea? Salmoneus, traveling salesman and hero biographer 6.18 5132 7.29

Episodes: The Black Wolf, The Greater Good, Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
   
Mom didn't warn me that guilt sucks Eve, all grown up and saving the world 6.07 1148 7.29

Episodes: Livia, Eve, Motherhood, Coming Home, Haunting of Amphipolis, Heart of Darkness, Who's Gurkhan, You Are There, Path of Vengeance
   
Love makes you do the wacky Cupid, God of Puppy Love 5.81 4717 6.99

Episodes:For Him the Bell Tolls, Comedy of Eros
   
I'm gonna be grounded 'till the turn of the century for this one Hope, nasty evil naughty demon child 5.55 3870 7.62

Episodes:Gabrielle's Hope, Maternal Instincts, Sacrifice II, A Family Affair
   
With these genes, how could I *not* be cute as a button? Solan, XenaSon 5.54 4418 7.61

Episodes: Orphan of War, Maternal Instincts, God Fearing Child
   
I don't believe in doing ANYthing half-assed Brunnhilda, sneaky valkyrie, Gabrielle's old flame 5.50 552 7.66

Episodes: The Rheingold, The Ring, Return of the Valkyrie
   
These bearskins are warm, but I stink in the rain Beowulf, grim Grendel-hunter and failed Gabrielle-wooer 5.45 528 7.68

Episodes: The Rheingold, The Ring, Return of the Valkyrie, You Are There
   
Why can't I have a twin who's a game show hostess? Diana, Xena's remarkably coincidental identical princess 5.41 3885 7.32

Episodes: Warrior... Princess, Warrior... Princess... Tramp
   
Polish your boots, Xena? Spitshine your gauntlets? Amarice, overeager Amazon wannabe 5.41 1873 7.77

Episodes: Endgame, Ides of March, Fallen Angel, Chakram, Animal Attraction, Them Bones Them Bones
   
You think YOUR family reunions are tough? Cyrene, XenaMomma 5.37 4780 7.08

Episodes: Sins of the Past, The Furies, Takes One to Know One, Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire, Amphipolis Under Siege, Haunting of Amphipolis
   
You can't hide from a soldier of fortune! Velasca, Goddess of Power Trips 5.22 4978 8.44

Episodes: The Quest, A Necessary Evil
   
We represent the lollipop amazons Yakut, chipmunk shamaness 5.22 1324 6.76

Episodes: Adventures in the Sin Trade I and II, Them Bones Them Bones, Life Blood
   
How did they steal my helmet, my sister, AND my pants?!? Hades, God of the Dead 5.22 1267 7.50

Episodes: Mortal Beloved, God Fearing Child, Looking Death in the Eye, Motherhood
   
And now, to invent the 'convention'! Minya, fan girl extraordinaire 5.16 4378 7.68

Episodes: A Day in the Life, The Quill is Mightier, The Play's the Thing, Takes One to Know One
   
Gabrielle, I take back every time I teased you about your wimpy taste in friends. Lila, GabSis 5.08 2892 6.95

Episodes: The Prodigal, A Family Affair, Takes One to Know One, Who's Gurkhan
   
There are so many voices in my head, I have call waiting Najara, kick-butt Gabrielle-obsessive zealot 5.02 1920 7.06

Episodes: Crusader, The Convert
   
What fun is being an archangel if you can't be a jerk about it? Michael, shifty archangel dude 5.02 395 7.51

Episodes: Fallen Angel, Heart of Darkness, The God You Know
   
Why didn't mom tell me that paybacks are a bitch? Caesar, Julius Caesar 4.98 5073 7.59

Episodes: Destiny, The Deliverer, When in Rome..., A Good Day, Endgame, Ides of March, When Fates Collide
   
Let me tell you about riding bareback with Xena... Borias, warrior diplomat and deceased Xena snugglebunny 4.94 4649 7.48

Episodes: The Debt I and II, Adventures in the Sin Trade I and II, Past Imperfect, Last of the Centaurs
   
Make it quick, we have to do a third show at Club Secrets tonight The Furies, hard-dancin', head-jerkin', sexpot instruments of vengeance 4.94 731 7.03

Episodes: The Furies, Motherhood, Coming Home
   
No, Christ is NOT my last name Eli, spiritual dude and trouble magnet 4.90 2136 7.82

Episodes: Devi, The Way, Ides of March, Fallen Angel, Chakram, Seeds of Faith
   
The headdress is a fashion statement. It states 'I really need a clue.' Draco, warlord and failed Gabrielle-wooer 4.88 4953 7.56

Episodes: Sins of the Past, A Comedy of Eros, Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire
   
I raised smarminess to an art form Pompey, second banana for Julius Caesar 4.87 2719 7.34

Episodes: When in Rome..., A Good Day, Endgame
   
Dead, shmead, I'm still awesome. Marcus, deceased lover of Xena 4.86 4631 6.64

Episodes: Path Not Taken, Mortal Beloved
   
Listen, warrior, if *I* gotta wear the goofy hat, *you* gotta wear the goofy hat! Alti, shamaness of boojum 4.81 3085 7.19

Episodes:Adventures in the Sin Trade I and II, Between the Lines, Them Bones Them Bones, When Fates Collide, Send in the Clones
   
Last week we knitted an afghan and Atlantis disappeared The Fates, the trio of doom-sayers 4.79 702 7.99

Episodes: Remember Nothing, Sacrifice, Sacrifice II, Looking Death in the Eye
   
I will love her and pet her and name her Livia Octavius, Roman emperor and surrogate cradle-robber 4.70 955 7.75

Episodes: Anthony & Cleopatra, Looking Death in the Eye, Livia
   
I'm deep and meaningful... too bad that looks so much like boring Kao Hsin, goody two-shoes Lao Ma kid 4.68 1282 5.75

Episodes: Purity, Back in the Bottle
   
I'm gonna wash that despot right outta my hair... Brutus, noble backstabbing Caesarbuddy 4.60 1784 8.36

Episodes: Endgame, Ides of March, Antony and Cleopatra, When Fates Collide
   
Why does no one ever believe he's my natural son? Kaleipus, XenaSon caretaker and centaur chieftain 4.60 4052 7.56

Episodes: Orphan of War, Maternal Instincts, Past Imperfect
   
The bondage gear only chafes for the first few millenia Discord, goddess of childish S&M 4.55 1170 6.59

Episodes:Takes One to Know One, Married with Fishsticks, Motherhood
   
I'm NOT a Greek god - I have a different disappearing effect Odin, Norse king-god and Xena-pawn 4.34 510 7.62

Episodes: The Rheingold, The Ring, Return of the Valkyrie, You Are There
   
I'd lose half the attitude if I could lose these dreadlocks Tara, teenaged brat but mostly-good egg 4.27 2724 6.48

Episodes: Forgiven, A Tale of Two Muses
   
Off to endanger more daughter figures! Meleager, the (real) Mighty 4.26 4526 6.05

Episodes: The Prodigal, The Execution
   
If I rub my fingers together fast enough, I can start a fire Grendel & stick monster company
(yes, I'm lumping it all together into one)
4.09 515 7.67

Episodes: The Rheingold, The Ring, Return of the Valkyrie
   
Someday I'll get to say more than a sentence to Xena or Gabrielle. Arman, Generic nice guy 3.97 1284 6.54

Episodes: The Convert, Animal Attraction
   
Never has one man's death given so much to so many. Perdicus, deceased lover/husband of Gabrielle 3.93 4620 7.48

Episodes: Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts, Return of Callisto
   
Next I'll stomp on some kittens just for fun Pao Tsu, hell on wheels Lao Ma kid 3.78 1251 5.75

Episodes: Purity, Back in the Bottle
   
My fortune cookie said 'Don't cheese off warrior women.' I never listen to fortune cookies. Ming T'ien, nasty Chinese despot 3.56 4520 7.69

Episodes: The Debt I and II, Back in the Bottle
   
I'm a sucker for psychotic blondes Theodorus, unfortunate Callisto sidekick 3.20 918 8.48

Episodes: Callisto, Return of Callisto, Intimate Stranger
   
I *demand* that you shoot me now! Seraphin, damn fool Dahak cultist 2.60 3433 8.46

Episodes: Sacrifice, Sacrifice II


Google
 
Web www.bethgriese.com


Rate-A-Xena is brought to you by the letter omega, the number IV, and Beth Griese. Feel free to send any comments or questions my way!


Return to Rate-A-Xena.